the new chairs are nice!

‘cept Heine won’t tell me where he got ‘em….hmmmm….

‘cept Heine won’t tell me where he got ‘em….hmmmm….
…Who the hell are you, and why are you using my name.
w-what??? I think you mean MY name. And since your almost as dashing as I am, I thought I’d give you a chance.
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That’s just the kinda thing an imposter would say! I’m not “dashing”, I’m fuckin’ hardboiled.
riiiiight. I’ve eaten eggs more hardboiled than you, man. If you’re gonna pose as me, you should’ve gone for broke!
(via sleepingbed)
…Who the hell are you, and why are you using my name.
w-what??? I think you mean MY name. And since your almost as dashing as I am, I thought I’d give you a chance.

Look at this guy!!!! I turn around for 5 freakin’ seconds!!!! Still, at least he’s got good taste huh?
oh man, only 9 am and its already one of those kinda days….no amount of smokes is gonna make this better.
RIP, ya frikkin idiot.
<3
(Source: scarlet-rain, via whitehairxeyepatch)
(Source: touei)